the poster looks funny. please someone translate the Japanese

https://i2.wp.com/saywhatjapan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/DSC_0763-540x960.jpg?fit=540%2C960https://i2.wp.com/saywhatjapan.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/DSC_0763-540x960.jpg?resize=150%2C150TSTRANSPORTATIONposter,SEIBU linethe poster looks funny. please someone translate the Japanese- POST PHOTO ! HELP TRANSLATE JAPANESE ! ALL FREE !! -